The inevitable immature melt-down and temper tantrum of the left.

It’s not like they aren’t already operating on the maturity and intelligence level of a 4 year old, screaming “MINE MINE!” at all the other kids toys, but it’s going to get worse.

A lot worse.

In fact, it’s already started.

I’ve started running a political blog on tumblr (partially to blame for my slow updates here on wordpress). I have cultivated a large group of awesome gay and straight conservatives on the website, but it is still an overwhelmingly liberal site in most ways.

The stupidity and mudslinging is reaching a fever pitch.

Want proof? Visit the tumblr tag pages for things like ‘Ann Romney’, ‘Paul Ryan’, or just the word ‘conservative’.

If tumblr isn’t your thing, check out Debbie Wasserman Schultz twitter account or the accounts of other prominent figures in the Democratic party. Or just the twitter accounts of liberals in general.

They’ve stopped pretending to caring about facts and started the equivalent of a child throwing themselves on the floor and screaming ‘NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!’ or a teenager running into their room and screaming ‘I HATE YOU, WHY ARE YOU RUINING MY LIFE. I  WISH I WAS DEAD!’*

Or similar to a monkey throwing his own feces.

This is about how an argument with a liberal goes at this point.

Liberal: Paul Ryan want to GUT medicare!

Conservative: Actually, no. Paul Ryan is working to make Medicare a feasible plan for all those currently on the plan and for those would go on the plan in the next 10 years. After that a voucher program will be instated. Obama is actually the one gutting Medicare.

Liberal: NO HE’S NOT YOU RACIST!

Conservative: Wow, that was uncalled for. Obama is gutting Medicare. He’s using funds that were supposed to used to keep medicare solvent for several more years and he’s funneling them into funding Obamacare.

Liberal: But Paul Ryan thinks rape is a ‘method of conception!’

Conservative: Wait…weren’t we talking about Medicare a second ago? Also Ryan was ACTUALLY talking about pregnancy, whether it ocurrs through rape or consensual sex, and in that case…rape is a method of conception.

Liberal: BUT ROMNEY AND RYAN HATE WOMEN AND GAY PEOPLE AND WANT TO SHIP ALL OUR JOBS OUT THE COUNTRY AND BAN IMMIGRATION AND….

Conservative: Whoah! Slow down. None of those things are true. *starts trying to lay out facts*

Liberals: Shut up you stupid racist bitch/asshole!**

Conservative: *walks away and mutters* Lord give me the patience to control myself and not go back and punch that moron in the face.***

Yes, that’s more and more what we are hearing from liberals. No facts, just accusations and storms of misinformation, hoping they can confuse the voting public for long enough that they will experience a moment of delusional insanity, much as they did 4 years ago, and vote for Obama again.

They are getting desperate, they are getting scared, because they can see the end coming.

As I tweeting to Debbie Wasserman Schultz last night…their desperation tastes like sweet, sweet victory to me.

Obama needs to get ready to find a new place to live.

Romney is moving into the house on Pennsylvania Avenue come January.

 

 

On a side note.

Here, have a psuedo-campaign video. It’s my new favorite. Based on one of the line’s from Paul Ryan’s speech last night at the Republican National Convention.

“College graduates should not have to live out their 20s in their childhood bedrooms, staring up at fading Obama posters and wondering when they can move out and get going with life. Everyone who feels stuck in the Obama economy is right to focus on the here and now. And I hope you understand this too, if you’re feeling left out or passed by: You have not failed, your leaders have failed you.” – Paul Ryan

 

*my response to liberals in that case is ‘So do I, we finally agree on something’.

**depending on gender of conservative. Sometimes interchangeable though.

*** I may not believe in a personal god, but I find myself praying to one more and more often and hoping I will not go back and punch these people’s light out. It helps that most of the arguments are the on the internet.