“Then I Shall Take Over The Entire Tri-State Area!”* Bloomberg’s Battle Cry

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Thank you New York Post for your wonderful front page, couldn’t have described Bloomberg better myself.

Nanny Bloomberg just can’t help himself, he just needs to fix everyone’s life through regulation, because people just need to be controlled. Or in the words of a certain super villain, “The world is a mess and I just… need to rule it.”

To that effect Bloomberg plans to expand his soda ban, taking it to the level of banning 2 liter sodas from your pizza deliveries and pitchers of soda from your children’s birthday parties and mixers at bars , because clearly those are meant for one person to guzzle down.

No surprise that this, like most other liberal regulations, will raise costs for businesses.

So Bloomberg has built his own little fiefdom in New York City and he wants to spread his influence from one urban corner of New York state, out into the rest of New York state…and then THE WORLD! *Maniacal Laughter*

His excuse to infringe on people’s personal liberty and responsibility? Do it for the children! The favored excuse of liberals when they want to make other people feel guilty for defending their liberty.

You have exactly the right question, but you’re asking it the wrong way. Keep in mind we’re trying to save the lives of these kids — particularly kids… The state should do exactly the same thing in stores. – Bloomberg via Breitbart

Bloomberg’s inane fight to regulate the health of his citizens has reached everything from what food you can donate to homeless shelters and yet another regulation, this one on plastic-foam (styrofoam) containers, that will raise prices for businesses in New York City.

Yes, that sounds like exactly what a city with an already above average unemployment rate needs.

Anyone with any common sense would be questioning Nanny Bloomberg’s sanity at this point and wondering why he, a man who puts salt on his pizza, is spending so much time, energy, and money on programs to control how everyone else in his city eats.

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Women Are To Hysterical and Irrational To Own a Gun, According to Democrats

Let’s play a game called “how many times can a Democrat be a misogynist without the media pointing it out”.

This will NOT be a drinking game, mostly because I don’t want you to die of alcohol poisoning.

Let’s count this off:*

1. The University of Colorado: Colorado Springs is under the impression that it’s better for women to pee, vomit, or bleed on their rapist than it is for them to, I don’t know, carry a gun or even take self-defense lessons. Those two things weren’t listed on their “safety tip sheet” for women. (Which has since been removed from the website.) Yes, I’m sure that informing my rapist that I am menstruating or telling him I have HIV or Herpes is really going to be far more effective than shooting him. *eye roll*

2. Another Colorado story (really Colorado, If this is what comes of legalizing Marijuana, then let’s keep it illegal), Democrat State Representative, Joe Salazar, is apparently operating under the idea that women are far too hysterical and irresponsible to handle carrying a weapon as a form of self-defense.

It’s why we have call boxes, it’s why we have safe zones, it’s why we have the whistles. Because you just don’t know who you’re gonna be shooting at,” he said during a legislative hearing. “And you don’t know if you feel like you’re gonna be raped, or if you feel like someone’s been following you around or if you feel like you’re in trouble and when you may actually not be, that you pop out that gun and you pop — pop a round at somebody.” – The Blaze

You know what actual rape victims think about call boxes and safe zones, Salazar?

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We’re Eating From the Wrong Side of the Mushroom (AKA: Stop Blowing Things Out of Proportion)

I don’t usually play the “gay” card when it comes to my politics, mostly because it’s just not important.

Sure, I play it when I want to make a liberals head explode from having to deal with a Republican who isn’t a “straight, white male” but that’s pretty much it.

I have little to no use for minority or collective politics, that’s why I’m a conservative. I have absolute no need for advocacy groups for my sexuality or gender.

That’s not to say that I don’t like GOProud to a certain extent or that I’m not a member. I do credit them (though more because of Breitbart’s initial involvement with them, than the group itself) with helping me come out of my conservative closet, and I like Jimmy and Chris quite well. I don’t want people getting the idea that I dislike GOProud or what they do…I just don’t always think they are right all the time, just by virtue of being run by gay people. That would be a disservice to them and to my own conservative beliefs.

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We’re Becoming a Nation of Sluts (and the Schools are Encouraging it)

I’m using “slut” as an equal opportunity word here, men can be sluts, women can be sluts. STDs believe in equality…which is probably why liberals love them so much.

No doubt this is going to enrage liberals, who will tell me that I’m “slut shaming” them. This is me not caring “ladies” and “gentlemen”.

The CDC recently  found that we are getting to the point of an epidemic when it comes to sexually transmitted diseases in this country. The worst age range for these was between 15 and 24, which make up a quarter of the population, but account for half the cases of STDs.

I’m turning 23 this year and I have never had a sexually transmitted disease and you know how I do that?

  • I don’t pick people up in bars
  • I don’t sleep with people on a whim, just because it “feels good”.
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There’s no law against being an asshole…yet.

But it’s not illegal
Nor should it be

I annoyed my co-host from The Open Door yesterdaydi when she posted a story on my facebook page, sure that it would incense me and make my blood boil, only to find that I was uncommonly clear headed and rational about it. She was annoyed because she couldn’t be “irrational and indignant” while I was making so much sense.

What was the story?

UPDATE: Local Students Want Separate Prom That Bans Gays

Look we may find this to be rather distasteful, but as long as they do what they say they are going to do, which is:

Their idea is to create their own separate…traditional prom. Students say there are several others from their high school who agree, but are afraid to take a stand.

then I have absolutely zero problem with it. As long as the public school and the tax payers have no part in paying for, advertising, or hosting this “traditional” prom then it’s absolutely none of our business.

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How Obama Learned to Stop Worrying (about the Constitution) and Love the Drones

The president has taken to pretending that amendments 2, 5 and 10 do not exist. I think I should expect to start quartering soldiers any day now.

Not only that, but Obama and Al Gore have both been whining so much about people exercising their 1st amendment rights, that even CNN has taken a notice and asked them to please shut up.

Also Obama thought that we would just roll over and play dead just because he asked us not to photoshop a picture of him.

Let me think about that.

Nope, not gonna happen.

I have the sinking feeling that all of Obama’s whining about the “right wing media” is just his way of putting the 1st amendment on notice.

Ronald Reagan once said “Man is not free unless government is limited” and this has never been shown more easily than by this memo from the Justice Department (the same one that sold guns to Mexican drug cartels, yay!), uncovered by NBC news.

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